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My Top Five Choices For Green Lantern

Posted in Celebrities, Comic Books, Movies, Science Fiction, Superheroes with tags , , on September 30, 2008 by Jeff Carter

According to this First Showing report, the long in development Green Lantern film took another step closer to seeing the light of day this week. The film will of course be an origin story, centering on white-bread test pilot Hal Jordan rather than soul brother architect John Stewart. (The Stewart version of Green Lantern will be featured in the upcoming Justice League film and will be played by Common).

Provided Hollywood doesn’t screw this one up with merchandising demands, script alterations, and hideous casting decisions, Green Lantern has the potential to be another Iron Man in terms of box office success. It should also be a spectacular special effects bonanza, with the variety of fun energy shapes (giant fists, axes, hammers, etc.) that Green Lanterns can produce with their power rings. The key to the movie’s success is finding a strong leading actor to portray the fearless Hal Jordan. Here’s a look at what I think are the top five choices:

5.) Mark Wahlberg: I’ll be the first to admit that I used to despise this guy. I looked at him and all I saw was a former underwear model/rapper/obnoxious wigger who wanted to add acting to his resume.  Things changed with his role as Dirk Diggler in P.T. Anderson’s porn saga Boogie Nights, however. He showed some terrific range in that flick, balancing humor and drama deftly, and since that breakthrough role he’s made nice career for himself with strong performances in films like We Own The Night and The Departed. Wahlberg has yet to star in a huge superhero blockbuster (the upcoming Max Payne doesn’t really count), and GL may be the perfect vehicle for him.

4.) Gerard Butler: After 300 this guy has been rumored to be up for every superhero role from Captain America to Aquaman, but so far he’s shied away from any cape-and-cowl offers, choosing to mix it up on an island with Jodie Foster and Little Miss Sunshine for some mysterious reason. Perhaps the imposing Scotsman is just waiting for the right pair of tights to don, and Green Lantern may be the opportunity he’s been waiting for.

3.) Thomas Jane: I know, I know, he’s already played The Punisher, but so what? Jane was the only decent thing about that festering dungpile, and he’s one of the most underrated actors in Hollywood (Don’t believe me? Check him out in The Mist. Awesome stuff). He has one of those faces that’s suitable for just about any superhero and you could sure as hell do a lot worse.

2.) Aaron Eckhart: I never thought much of this guy, and as a matter of fact, I was always confusing him for Thomas Jane for some reason. He always seemed like a pretty vanilla actor, but then a little role in a movie called The Dark Knight came along and changed everything. People like to talk about how mind-blowing Heath Ledger’s performance as the Joker was, but Eckhart absolutely owned Harvey Dent and showed range above and beyond what anybody could have expected out of him. I don’t think audiences would have any problem buying Eckhart as the brash, cocky, fearless test pilot.

1.) Nathan Fillion: Yep, that’s right, good ol’ Captain Mal himself. I’m sure I just made a ton of Browncoats happy (not to mention padding my stats with Fillion image searches, heh heh). Anyway, Fillion may not have the star power of the other actors on this list, but I believe if given the right opportunity, Fillion can become a huge leading star in Hollywood. As Firefly has already proven, Fillion has the talent, the looks, and the charisma to be a hero and a leader in a sci-fi setting. He certainly deserves a better fate than his post-Firefly career has dealt him, as he has languished in guest roles on LOST, and the abysmial Desperate Housewives…*shudder*. Fillion really needs the break and that is why he’s my number one choice for the role of Hal Jordan. The only thing that may stand in his way is another masked man role…fans are currently clamoring for him to take on the mantle of The Lone Ranger alongside Johnny Depp as Tonto in the upcoming Disney film.


The Trailer Voiceover Guy Is Dead

Posted in Celebrities with tags , , , on September 2, 2008 by Jeff Carter

Well shit, this sucks. Don LaFontaine, better known as “The movie trailer voiceover guy”, passed away on Monday as a result of complications from Pneumothorax (a collapsed lung). LaFontaine’s voice is probably one of the most recognized in the world, as he has provided narration for pretty much every movie trailer churned out over the past 20 years. This is disconcerting for me on two levels: First, because I actually had a “spontaneous pneumothorax” once, and second, I’ll never get to hear ol’ Don utter the famous “In a world…” line ever again. A sad day indeed.

Bernie Mac & Isaac Hayes

Posted in Celebrities with tags , , , , , on August 12, 2008 by Jeff Carter

I know this is old news by now, but I wanted to share my thoughts on the deaths of Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes.

I remember seeing Bernie Mac for the first time back in the early 1990’s on HBO’s Make Fun Of White People Show Def Comedy Jam, and for the most part I found him to be more annoying than funny. I passed over most of the films on his resume, as well as his TV series, but I will admit that he was pretty entertaining in the three Ocean’s films with Pitt, Clooney, and the gang. This scene where he makes an uptight van salesman squirm by going on and on about his ashy hands (all while close-talking and not relinquishing a handshake) is one of my favorites from the series.

Isaac Hayes will probably best be remembered for his acting career in the 70’s and 80’s, as well as for his singing career, especially the theme from Shaft. To me though, he will always be Chef from South Park. It’s a shame that South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone never reconciled with Hayes after he departed the show in 2006 after taking offense to Stone and Parker’s views on Scientology in the classic South Park episode “Trapped in the Closet” (Hayes was a Scientologist). It would have been nice to see Chef return to give Kyle, Cartman, Stan, and Kenny some more sage-like advice about vaginas and succubi. Oh, and who could ever forget one of the greatest songs of all-time?